I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
I cannot stop reblogging this.
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
The kids face behind her is my reaction
Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"